The Puma What?! part2

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And so it begins, PUMAPAC has officially backed this PUMA also known as MIMI from the pumapac blog. Here are some comments from the pac;

mimi1020 03.25.09 at 11:54 am

Murphy,

would it be ok if I give my campaign manager your name and email?

Would love for Pumas to be involved in our ventures!

Thanks
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murphy 03.25.09 at 11:56 am

absoPUMAlutely Mimi! Would love to talk to her or him.

thanks.

catarina 03.25.09 at 1:09 pm

What if PUMApac “endorsed” Mimi.

Via a real press conference (flags in the background, dances looking very photographer-like.

anybody here do press releases?

I know this blog is all about making fun of the train wreck known as PUMA so have at it.  If any of you want to do more than make fun of them please let me know and I will sign you up for my private forums over at pumafail.  Consider this an open thread…..

*****UPDATE*****

Murphy and the pac made their endorsement of Mimi official.

Mimi is our first official Puma candidate for office. Click on her campaign sign above to visit her official website. As a candidate she is focused, determined, positive, and smart. I like it! She makes me wish I lived in Miami so I could vote for her. The people of District 10 will have a responsive, responsible, and big-hearted representative in Mimi.

She’s going to need our help — with phone calls, letters to the editor, and fundraising. Bookmark her website so we can all stay updated on the campaign.



21 Responses

  1. Personally, I say let her go for it, and I don’t have much snark about it. It could be a learning experience, and maybe it’ll occupy the others more productively than spending day in, day out sharing RW kinks and finding new things Obama’s supposedly done to be outraged at.

    Put it this way – unless PUMA PAC wants to be total liability to her campaign (the incumbent she’d be up against sounds like a real darlin’), it’s going to have to clean up its act in a MAJOR way! If she’s seen as a serious challenger (which I think is unlikely), these seasoned politicos can play hardball in ways that make your eyes water.

  2. Heh. “kinks” above was meant to read “links”.

    In typo veritas?

  3. Will Mimi publicly disassociate herself from PUMA and its supporters who post stuff like this?

    http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2009/03/25/donna-brazile-femme-fatal/

  4. I hope the bigotbot is not trying to win as a Democratic candudate,

    Comment by mimi | 2008-07-26 23:46:59

    Ain’t that the truth?

    This is part of the whole misogyny that the msm commandeered. Hillary’s First Lady experience was demeaned, yet where supposed to swallow this load of dung about his little Tour de Farce in a week?

    Gimme a break!

    Can Democrats be any more embarrassing?

    Vote them out!!!!

    http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/07/26/ladies-gentlemen-the-next-president/

  5. “these seasoned politicos can play hardball in ways that make your eyes water.”

    Right, and I plan on giving them a big bucket of balls to play with…damn, something about that sentence just doesn’t sound right…hehe

  6. Will Mimi publicly disassociate herself from PUMA and its supporters who post stuff like this?

    That’s the dilemma she’ll face, Sean (the “learning experience” I mentioned above). At the moment she’s actively asking for their support! Whether her campaign manager figures that’s a good idea, time will tell.

    FWIW, I’m not sure you’ve got the right mimi in at least some of those search results. For instance, SusanUnPC (who’s sort of, er, “sensitive” to these issues), said: “Mimi is a frequent AA commenter …”. The “mimi” above is of Cuban extraction (as is the incument she’d be running against). And it sounds like she’ll be running as an independent, if she does run.

  7. I’ve no idea if she even posts on NoQ, but she’s mimi1020 on PUMA PAC.

    This is the sort of political acumen (along with some birfer nonsense and the usual) which makes me say she’s got some stuff to learn if she imagines she’s got any chance of being taken seriously …

    mimi1020 11.02.08 at 11:20 am

    good morning PUMAS!

    UPDATE FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA.

    I was out campaigning for John McCain yesterday at one of Miami’s early voting places. The support for John McCain far outweighed the support for the chosen one. Me with my Dems for McCain sign along with about 10 republicans (What the hell – I am in bizarro land) where proudly holding up signs and cheering for McCain and the Honks, winks, nods of approval and thumbs up were constant!

    The Obambi peeps were across from us and quite clearly a bit bothered by us. I am confident…..MCCAIN WILL WIN FL AND WIN THE ELECTION!!!!!!!!!!

    AM GOING OUT AGAIN TODAY……

    GOOOOO MCCAIN

    Oh dear.

  8. And – I hate to rub it in – she can get even more excitable than that (from the same thread):

    mimi1020 11.02.08 at 12:04 pm

    *****ATTENTION PUMAS*****

    TAKEN FROM DEMOCRATS AGAINST OBLAHMA:

    GOP INTERNAL POLLS (NJ,CA,MI,PA)SHOW POSSIBLE LANDSLIDE FOR MCCAIN. IF TRUE, LOOK FOR POSSIBLE THREE MILE ISLAND MELTDOWN BY MSNBC:

    OBLAHAMA TOOK BLUE STATES FOR GRANTED AT HIS PERIL:
    NEW JERSEY: MCAIN LEADS 48-43 WITH 7% UNDECIDED
    UNDECIDEDS ARE BREAKING 4:1 FOR MCCAIN
    MCCAIN IS 2 POINTS AHEAD IN NEW JERSEY AHEAD IN MICHIAN, YOU REMEMBER, 1/2 VOTE FOR HILLARY IN MICHIGAN
    ONLY 2 POINTS BEHIND IN CALIFORNIA, WITH 9% UNDECIDED AND 3% BARR
    IN PA THERE IS A MCCAIN BLOW OUT 55% MCCAIN 33% OBLAHMA WITH 367% DEMS VOTING MCCAIN (PUMAAAAAAS)

    GET OUT THERE AND VOTE! MCCAIN PALIN 08

    She certainly shouldn’t get a job as a political pundit!

    Who knows, maybe she’s grown up a bit since then (yeah, right)?

  9. I really love how every call-to-action from PUMA ends with some variant on “does anybody have any marketable skills?” I mean, networking is one thing, but generally if you’re trying to run a real grassroots organization, you’d do some sort of skills and interest survey with new members to figure out where their abilities might best be put to use. But since PUMA PAC requires nothing other than insanity, racism, hatred of Obama, and xenophobia, they probably haven’t figured out that whole “real-world talents” thing.

    And yes, Mimi sounds like quite the brainiac. Poor Widdle PUMAs — if only magical thinking counted as much as thinking-thinking!

    Keep on McFailin’, Mimi Dahling. With the PUIMAs in your corner, it’s practically a given.

  10. Yeah, I’ve visited that Nobama-site, if wielded correctly, the fact that the stupid woman actually signed their petition, with her real name, could prove a rather effective weapon in the fight against PUMAs in a position of power (now there’s a scary thought…)
    It’s bad, I’m talking calling the POTUS “barky” and replacing the figure of Jesus in Da Vinci’s “Last supper” with Obama bad…

    Tsk, tsk, you’d think someone who wants to hold a public office would know not to sign her racist crap with her real name… Oh well:

    First of all. I know Obama supporters are thanking their lucky stars about Fla & Michigan.
    But people, come on – WAKE UP FROM THE OBAMA TRANCE! Very simpley, Hillary is the best candidate. Understand something, the ONLY reason he is ahead is because he got all the black votes of voters who only voted BECAUSE he’s black. A large percentage of them have not even voted before. Are you all blind or just idiots?
    Have some coffee, sober up and vote for Hillary.
    Because quite frankly, Growing up and helping the community on the streets of Chicago is not enough experience to run our Country. Oh and by the way – Salute the Flag Obama. That’s the least you can do for the Country you want to run!
    Posted by Miriam Planas | March 27, 2008 4:35 PM

    Google is my friend! I don’t think we have to worry about her achieving anything though, according to her, she’s already been infected.

    mimi1020 03.25.09 at 11:38 am
    you are all giving me chills! i’ve got PUMA POWER!

    Only known PUMA POWER = PUMA FAIL!
    Oh and can somebody translate this to human? It can’t possibly mean what I think it means…

    HP Boston 03.25.09 at 5:18 pm
    Zee
    As to the party fuckem I do not want any part of the stinking party.
    The Puma cry should be vote only for women, lets tell the stinking parties they are dead to us!
    If we have to prop a woman up on a cardboard replica of Hillary we will, and we will vote for it!!!! But never them, we will do all we can to vote them out!

    John– Are you saying it’s possible to do other things with PUMA than point and laugh? I did not know that!
    Intriguing…

  11. Also, because it can’t be said enough: PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, BITCHES!

    365 electoral votes, including former GOP strongholds like Indiana, Virginia, and North Carolina (and Obama isn’t a southern white male, last time I checked.) 52% of the popular vote (did Bill Clinton ever break 50 percent? No, no he did not. “Unelectable,” my ass. Gosh, Mimi sure had it dead to rights. I remember that “Three Mile Island” meltdown on MSNBC. A meltdown of sheer fucking joy, you clueless delusional asswipe.

    Tell me again about the “18 million strong,” Powerless Pussy Posse! You guys totally ROCKED the vote. Not.

    And the president is still holding strong in the polls, too. Up two points in the CBS pollfrom last week even though AIG was supposed to be his “Katrina moment,” per the genius-that-is-Nijma. (How do you like being the house slave of PUMA, Nijma? They only keep you around to abuse you and you’re too pathetic and stupid to realize it so keep crawling back for more like the good little submissive PUMA-bot you are. Mold is more empowered than PUMAs.)

    Most Americans still like and trust their president. Most Americans either don’t know about or give a shit about PUMA, or use them as a punchline. Sucks to be them. A coven of miserable unhappy women leading lives of ever-cascading failure, leading to the inevitable unmourned death.

    Guess if I had that life, I’d be bitter, too. But I don’t, and I’m not.

    Though I agree — let them try to work on a campaign and they’ll see how much effort it actually takes. A bit more than the cut-and-paste “prowls” that these lazy do-nothing idiots prefer.

  12. Oh, believe me, I deliberately only scratched the surface of some of the all-caps crazy I found on PUMA PAC from mimi! (Plus a delightful rant on race from Nijma I found in passing, funnily enough.)

    Silly thing is, the position she’s running for is a local commissioner. Not unimportant at a local level, but I’d love to know:

    (a) how that relates to anything to do with PUMA other than the fact mimi is a woman seeking election (granted, I don’t know the political makeup of that part of Florida, but it’s reportedly returned the RW-sounding incumbent unchallenged for quite a few years, could maybe therefore do with a shakeup on quite a few issues, but may not be fertile ground for some of their “agenda” beyond “Fuck Obama!”)

    (b) how the heck mimi imagines a local campaign might be improved by importing a bunch of wingnuts whose main activity involves email campaigns and letter writing, and organizing a failed conference and demonstrations, and an ongoing string of dinner parties.

    Like I said first off – bring it on! I’ll make popcorn.

  13. She may finally fulfill PUMA’s dream of creating a spoiler to ensure that Republicans stay in office, at least on a local level.

    Alice Paul, your legacy is safe with PUMA!

  14. There are positions for which I would definitely prefer a competent right-winger than a batshit PUMA. In fact, that would be most positions.

  15. People, I’m culling all of the nastier mimi1020 comments I can and saving them.

  16. Thanks, Gimme. I know people in that area of Florida who may be interested in them.

  17. thanks gimme!

  18. People, I’m culling all of the nastier mimi1020 comments I can and saving them.

    Doesn’t that mean Stupid PUMAs can now officially become a PAC?

  19. if so, send me your money!

  20. John, only if you promise to ignore all the FEC requests for the paperwork. Because I have it on good authority that the FEC is run by ACORN, the Trilateral Commission, and the Illuminati in cahoots with Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers as part of a woman-lynching campaign to rig the caucuses against Hillary Clinton and force us all into brownshirt community service re-education camps for the New World Order.

    (Is it Bingo yet?)

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