Stupid is as stupid FLBarbara does…

Here’s a shocker — a PUMA idiot in Florida idolizes a wingnut:

FLBarbara 03.15.09 at 4:31 pm

I received this email from the Waaaaha the Republicans won’t recognize our President.

My new hero [FL State Senator] Rhonda Smarts.

The feebleminded FLBarbara misspells her hero’s name — it’s actually Rhonda Storms, not “Smarts.” (And that’s a good thing too since naming this particular pol “Smarts” would be as grotesquely inappropriate as calling J4H “Beanpole.”)

I know about this Storms tool because she’s local — a grandstanding jackass of a wingnut who embarrasses this state every time she opens her big fat yap, which is constantly. Here’s a brief highlight of FLBarbara’s hero’s career:

In the summer of 2000, alumni from Florida A&M University asked the Commission for a $1M commitment to start a School of Law in Tampa. Storms, attending the meeting that night, made a remark that she said was intended to mean that creating a historically black law school will not increase the number of minority lawyers in the state. Storms said, “We can get them through law school, but we can’t get them to seem to pass the Bar.”

In 2005, Storms called for the elimination of funding for a teenager outreach program funded by Planned Parenthood, which teaches adolescents about safe sex, drugs, gangs, and family violence. The refusal for funding was passed by the board by a vote of 5-2. By doing so, the Commission cut off any aid to Planned Parenthood, as the county does not fund any other Planned Parenthood initiatives.

In June 2005, some library patrons complained about a book display at the West Gate Regional Library honoring June, which is Gay and Lesbian Pride Month. Storms heard about the complaints and decided to put to a vote to ban such book displays in county libraries. On June 15, however, she moved for the Commission to “adopt a policy that Hillsborough County government abstain from acknowledging, promoting or participating in gay pride recognition and events, little g, little p.” In effect, by adding the footnote “little g, little p,” the county would be abstaining from acknowledging, promoting or participating in any recognition or events for gay pride at any time, not just during “Gay and Lesbian Pride Month,” with “big G and big P.”

Storms’ key role in a bill promoting the teaching of intelligent design in public school science classrooms has been the source of much controversy. On February 29, 2008, Storms introduced Academic Freedom bill (SB2692) in the Florida Senate targeting teaching of evolution, which is based upon the Discovery Institute model statute promoting intelligent design.

So why does an alleged “Democrat” who supposedly supported Hillary Clinton idolize a drooling wingnut moron like Storms? Because Storms pointedly refuses to acknowledge that President Obama is, in fact, the president and refers to him as ‘Senator Obama” or “the Messiah.”

That’s all it takes to become a PUMA darling — dis Obama and you’re in. You can be an appalling racist and homophobe. You can be anti-reproductive rights  and an anti-science loon. None of that matters to the so-called “Democrats” at PUMAPAC.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: The party rift that separated these closet wingnuts from the rest of us was a blessing in disguise. Good riddance, Nuveau Dixiecrats, and don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out…

3 Responses

  1. Yeah, she’s a real piece of work, isn’t she? At least she realises it 😉

    FLBarbara 03.16.09 at 2:08 pm
    Sign for my door
    Warning
    The woman answering the door has been diagnosed as a hysterical fanatical sore losing racist bitch
    And she can not be held liable for any damages that may occur to your person when hearing the words President and Obama used in the same sentence.
    Ring the bell and make her day.

    Know thyself! I believe I now have an excuse to call the PUMAs hysterical fanatical sore losing racist bitches, huzzah!
    And, not surprisingly, the notion that the “obots” are doing something constructive and positive has brought out the worst in them…

    BillieJo 03.16.09 at 3:57 pm
    prplvette85 03.16.09 at 3:47 pm
    webfoot 03.16.09 at 3:19 pm
    If a bot comes to my door with the pledge to sign I am going to smile, take the paper, and then across it write, “Impeach the loser” The bot can then submit the papers with my words written across it or go back to all the houses to get signatures again.
    ==========================================================================
    Great idea Webfoot…use a BIG FAT BLACK SCRIPTO!!!!
    ——
    Oooooooooooo, I wanna film that one! Great.

    prplvette85 03.16.09 at 4:01 pm
    BillyJo,
    I think we should all do that and film the reactions of the obots, and we can put all the videos to music and upload to utube …. of course we need some tech saavy Puma that would know how to do such a thing…..
    any takers?

    webfoot 03.16.09 at 4:33 pm
    BillieJo 03.16.09 at 4:23 pm
    (…)
    Ario, I think instead of running from all these places, how about pretending you are an Area Leader, collecting all the pledge cards and turning them in for the group?
    I’d call it ACORN Karma.
    —————————————————————–
    I like it. Head back to the meeting place with all the cards torn in half and tell the main person that everyone either slammed the door in your face or took the card and torn it in half.

    BillieJo 03.16.09 at 4:38 pm
    (…)
    ———-
    I would rather not have the cards turned it at all…let them spend time looking all over town for them.

    Somehow they’re reminding me of a particularly mean clique of high school cheerleader rejects.
    And they call us fratboyz, projection much?
    I’d actually feel sorry for the poor volunteers if I didn’t know PUMAs are too stupid and/or lazy to pull any sort of protest of successfully, even one as utterly pathetic and childish as this.

  2. “Somehow they’re reminding me of a particularly mean clique of high school cheerleader rejects.”

    Mean Girls meets Calendar Girls.

  3. I can’t imagine why Murphy feels the need to delete some PUMA comments (don’t bother looking for it, this one disappeared within an hour or two) …

    FLBarbara 01.17.09 at 5:15 pm
    Very good everyone I am LMAO

    I know I will get bashed for this but what the hell I am in the mood

    Do you hear playboy offered Sarah Palin one million to pose for playboy
    And
    National geographic made the same offer to Michele Obama
    Hahaha
    BBL

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