Finally, a Real Plan From the PUMAs

From the archetypal PUMA, Jenniforhillary:

jenniforhillary 03.16.09 at 9:52 am

We need to all become heroes become it appears Superbadprez cannot tie his own shoes, never read a book, didn’t take his own tests, didn’t write his own speeches, couldn’t wipe his own ass (and PUMA was the first to state this thank you very much) and SURE AS HELL couldn’t save a country….

I would like to be Wonder Woman and as soon as I lasso this creep with my golden lasso of truth, I nominate Hillary to take over. We will offer the rest of the Democraps and filthy rotten politicians this: suffer the golden lasso of truth or leave the country never to return. At this point, America might have a chance….until then, who the heck knows. who the heck knows.

This has at least as much chance of succeeding as Harriet Christian’s [fixed!] quixotic “run” to fill Hillary’s senate seat. Actually, come to think of it, this is infinitely more likely to succeed.

Also, I know that the PUMAs say far more explicitely racist stuff, so this might not be worth pointing out, but everytime a PUMA launches a tirade about how Obama has never read a book, or can’t tie his own shoes, or speak without a teleprompter, or any other the countless absurd-on-their-face accusations of feebleness, I personally read it as racially motivated. It’s so inconcievable to them that an inadequate black male could actually win the presidency that the only explanation is that he is a dumb-as-rocks puppet for sinister forces to manipulate.

I mean, does jenniforhillary really believe that Obama has never read a book?

PS- Any photoshopped pictures of J4H in a Wonder Woman costume will burn out my eyes and probably destroy the internet. Be careful.

5 Responses

  1. This has at least as much chance of succeeding as Harriet Miers’ quixotic “run” to fill Hillary’s senate seat. Actually, come to think of it, this is infinitely more likely to succeed.

    Do you mean Harriet Christian? I mean, understandable mistake.

  2. Haha, thanks John. I did indeed intend Christian.

  3. Yeah, I take a lot of stock in what J4H says about Obama’s job qualifications, since she is obviously unemployable anywhere except in businesses run by her mother.

  4. go over to the rumper room where a link to a great picture for this post resides, please add it to your post.

  5. Also, I know that the PUMAs say far more explicitely racist stuff, so this might not be worth pointing out, but everytime a PUMA launches a tirade about how Obama has never read a book, or can’t tie his own shoes, or speak without a teleprompter, or any other the countless absurd-on-their-face accusations of feebleness, I personally read it as racially motivated. It’s so inconcievable to them that an inadequate black male could actually win the presidency that the only explanation is that he is a dumb-as-rocks puppet for sinister forces to manipulate.

    Probably worth making the same observation about “lasso this creep.” Pretty transparent attempt to call to mind a noose, it seems to me, given what else I’ve observed on these sites.

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