Now that the failed Obama presidency is crashing down around us, the only logical thing for Americans to do is to admit we were wrong and support impeachment. Fortunately, some patriotic Americans have provided a totally credible vehicle for our demands of impeachment: an online petition.
Sure, Obama has destroyed this country in his first 100 days, but what specific high crimes and misdemeanors can we point to to expel him from office?
Whereas: Senator Barack Obama is an admitted illegal drug user and
is believed to have used illegal drugs as recently as November 1999
or more recently. Mr. Obama has maintained contact with other
admitted illegal drug users.
That’s not all though! There are like a dozen “Whereas Obama hearts Tony Rezko” counts as well. The only place I feel this petition is lacking is tha it leaves out Obama’s Malcolm X lineage, and doesn’t point out that he’s a Kenyan Marxist Republican.
So where did I find this emminently sensible and well reasoned call for impeachment? Why, at the institution!
bmw60 03.12.09 at 9:20 am
Barack Obama Impeachment
Check it out needs action now.
A PETITION for
The Impeachment of Senator Barack Obama
TO THE CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES
Murphy isn’t quite sold on the idea, but bmw60 doesn’t let it go. Then murphy ignores her and starts talking about robots. Typical day at the PUMA PAC.
So it looks like the head PUMA won’t bite, and this won’t be a prowl, which is a shame. I love it when PUMAs prowl petitions and since they’re too embarrassed to use their real names, they all sign with their usernames. It lends such credibility.