Impeachment!

Now that the failed Obama presidency is crashing down around us, the only logical thing for Americans to do is to admit we were wrong and support impeachment. Fortunately, some patriotic Americans have provided a totally credible vehicle for our demands of impeachment: an online petition.

Sure, Obama has destroyed this country in his first 100 days, but what specific high crimes and misdemeanors can we point to to expel him from office?

Whereas: Senator Barack Obama is an admitted illegal drug user and
is believed to have used illegal drugs as recently as November 1999
or more recently. Mr. Obama has maintained contact with other
admitted illegal drug users.

Hmmm. So will Larry Sinclair testify at the Senate trial? Wil he bring his lawyer?

That’s not all though! There are like a dozen “Whereas Obama hearts Tony Rezko” counts as well. The only place I feel this petition is lacking is tha it leaves out Obama’s Malcolm X lineage, and doesn’t point out that he’s a Kenyan Marxist Republican.

So where did I find this emminently sensible and well reasoned call for impeachment? Why, at the institution!

bmw60 03.12.09 at 9:20 am

Barack Obama Impeachment

Check it out needs action now.

A PETITION for
The Impeachment of Senator Barack Obama
TO THE CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES

http://www.obamaimpeachment.org/impeachobamapetition.html

Murphy isn’t quite sold on the idea, but bmw60 doesn’t let it go. Then murphy ignores her and starts talking about robots. Typical day at the PUMA PAC.

So it looks like the head PUMA won’t bite, and this won’t be a prowl, which is a shame. I love it when PUMAs prowl petitions and since they’re too embarrassed to use their real names, they all sign with their usernames. It lends such credibility.

18 Responses

  1. Robots steal old people’s medicine, you know.

  2. Whereas I had to read it to believe it. Whereas I am not sure why.

    Maybe I misunderstood their fear of “O-bots.”

  3. It is yet another PUMA FAIL though, thank you automatically generated related posts. It found the original post, dated back in August.

    http://obambi.wordpress.com/2008/08/01/a-petition-for-the-impeachment-of-senator-barack-obama/

    LOL.

  4. It looks like the head the PUMAs won’t bite? As myiq might say, I’m not a big fan of cougars biting *any* heads, so that’s fine by me. But my guess is that Murphy just had a problem with bmw capitalizing the “O” in “Obama.”

  5. How lucky for Sarah Palin that Bristol didn’t marry the son of a drug dealer. The PUMAs certainly couldn’t support her otherwise, could they?

  6. I hereby announce my lawsuit against PUMARDUM(TM):

    WHEREAS on the night of March 12 in the year 2009 some poor slob, heretofore known as Anonymous PUMA Slob, did announce yet another PUMA FAIL, the Plaintiff did read said FAIL on the intertoobs and proceeded to urinate in her desk chair while laughing out loud in a most obscene manner. Thus the desk chair was ruined and Plaintiff’s husband nearly produced a bowel movement in his pants from shock at such a loud guffaw. Due to such circumstances as were produced by Anonymous PUMA Slob, Plaintiff is forced to pay to replace said chair as well as deal with the emotional trauma from being severely abused by seeing PUMA FAIL live on the intertoobs.

    Plaintiff demands the sum of a Gazillion dollars plus one and is demanding that Anonymous PUMA Slob immediately cease and desist from activities intertoob related and that the entirety of the PUMA”sphere” be re-introduced to “The Guiding Light” and “General Hospital” for the purpose of helping them forget they had been introduced to politics and reminding them that there is love in the afternoon.

    Duly sworn and signed this the 12th Day of March 2009.

    Jennyjinx
    Plaintiff

  7. Does she or doesn’t she?

    dakinikat, on March 12th, 2009 at 10:41 pm Said:

    nope, never worked for an investment firm … just the FED, banks, S&L and then all these investment seminars/classes to get the masters & phd in finance. definitely not a market/stock analyst.

    She tells us that she’s ABD but she tells them I’m Dr. Kat.

  8. Yes, we need to organize a protest and sit-in at President Obama’s Senatorial office, ASAP!! Who’s with me???

  9. Ripley wrote:
    “Who’s with me???”

    I’m so there!!! I say we make a sign that says “Valerie Jarret must go!”

  10. Ho Sento, it seems DakinKat must have a PHD recognised only by PUMAs via the University of Bigot Scum. According to the University the bigotbot works for, Dakinkat lectures (according to one review site badly), simply as an instructor with a Masters Degree.

    Her University, obviously keen to recognise educational attainment does indeed record PHD after the name of those who have one.

    Several possibilities exist. Her University is late, in recognising the PHD of the BigotBot, it is very sexist, her PHD is of the same high standard as the law degree of Dr Orly Taitz, or quite simply this is more PUMAFAIL .

  11. Holy shit guys! I went over to PUMA PAC this morning and look out- Kat in your Hat is on a rampage against Rumproast and all puma hatin’ folk. Apparently she’s had enough- it’s so cute! She am angwy.

    I leave it to you tech savvy folk to get it here.

  12. Yeah, Ravennight. No offence, but big deal. So she threw a tantrum, with the overwhelming backing or Ario, Nijma, and Murphy. I don’t think anybody expects them to actually like the scrutiny they’re under. As ever, they dish it out, but they can’t take it.

    Some of us didn’t just discover the issues of male-on-female violence in the last year. We’ve addressed it in groups we’ve belonged to, banded together in coalitions to combat it, and helped build movements to try to address it. Something the PUMAs have singularly failed to do so far – see the excellent article “PUMA-Lite: The New Agenda and Amy Siskind” in the tab above. So far, they’ve behaved re like some of the destructive splitter groups that plagued the UK peace movement in the 1980s, and did nothing to advance women’s issues. If they can beat past forma and overcome that tendency, they may end up doing some good.

    Other than that, on a modest scale, I’ve been lucky to be able to work on some books that have addressed related issues – such as practical personal safety manuals for people in the caring professions, in the wake of the murder of a UK social worker, Suzy Lamplugh – which were some of the most satisfying jobs I’ve done.

    If they seriously did just campaign effectively on the issues they’ve nowadays veered into, I don’t think many would have an argument with them. As it is, kat in your hat has been – and probably still is – a strident birfer, for one thing. And you’ll no doubt have spent enough time on their site to see the other vindictive, petty rubbish they spout.

    The fact that they were willing to support the likes of John “fingerquotes health of the woman close fingerquotes” McCain over an administration that has as its Vice President the moving force behind the Violence Against Women Act, and has Hillary Clinton spearheading efforts to address women’s issues worldwide in the context of international relations, never mind the other pro-women legislation this administration is likely to enact, says it all.

    If they’d had their way, we’d be battening down the hatches for four more years of neocon rule, and many further setbacks for women’s issues and a whole host of others.

    So she can spare me the spittle-flecked outrage. I suspect that may not just be my attitude.

  13. Oh man, don’t tell me — she said we’re all “just a bunch of n-word lovers,” didn’t she?

    Because that’s about the level of sophistication I’ve come to expect from that crowd. Whiny useless racist hags.

  14. Yeah I’ve read that. Meh, let them talk, manufactured outrage on the internet is about the only thing PUMA is any good at, until they work up the courage to do it here I don’t care. In fact I won’t even care if they do post here, I will however spare them about 1/4 of a thought in order to verbally slap them back down to PUMA-central, a place that by now resembles the icy heart of Dante’s inferno. A fitting scene for pseudo-intellectuals like our dear friend Dakinikat…

    And in the spirit of NOT learning from previous painful experiences, Pumapac is holding a meeting in New England. Any spies in the area? I mean we have a reputation as mean, obsessed obots to uphold…

    Lastly they have now coined the terms “spermageddon” and “gender apartheid”. The first sounds like a particularly bad porn flick starring the governator and the second serves to remind all of us of the kind of ‘subtle’ racism PUMA stands for. I visited Mandela’s cell on Robben eiland, maybe they should too. They might just learn something, the stupid, bitter old hags…

  15. Anyone have a link to the Kat sick Ravennight mentions; I really can not be asked scrolling through pumacrap for anything other than making sure they stay on an FBI watch list by reporting when they make not so thinly veiled death threats.

  16. Nikki — “Spermageddon” sounds like a bukkake flick. Probably involves tentacles as well. Or maybe not…

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1139841/

    Best LOL of the day so far!

    Ida Clair — that was epic! Here it is in crazy-vision, with all the non-capitalized stuff between the screaming removed. It’s still not too clear, but it sounds like cries directed at an uncaring God:

    TO THE RUMPDUMPS:

    I PUMA! WORTHLESS YOU. NO ONE LIVES. YOU PEOPLE HATE. NOTHING
    TO TALK ABOUT WITHOUT THEM BIGGER THAN YOU, YOU, YOU… NO.

    MEANING SUCK, SUCK GD. THE FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU WOMEN! YOU, YOU…

    GD, YOU DONT DO SHIT. ANYTHING! WTF!! HERE GD, NO THREAT. THE… FUCK THAT GD!!! READ ABOUT THE HORRORS HERE. QUIT, STUPID, I —

    YOU? NONE OF YOU GOT THAT? YOU: YOU MET FOR, AGAINST… I: NO SUCH. NO, LITERALLY ADMIT.

    WTF? DO RIGHT. BUY A FULL LENGTH FUCKING MIRROR REGULAR GD. LOOK AT YOURSELVES. WTF.

  17. hahaha, that rant from kat was so good and crazy that I just had put it on pumafail so it will live on for very long time…classic.

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