Women Who Smoke (Crack)

Paid PUMAPAC mouthpiece Murphy bestowed her “Women Who Smoke” citation on Hillary Clinton twice this week. I think Clinton is doing a fine job so far. While I’m sure the Secretary of State would be embarrassed to be associated with the PUMA posse (were she remotely aware of their existence), she deserves  recognition — even from the deranged — so no quibbles from me on that score.

However, I do object to the PUMAs’ attempts to rub their scent on impressionable children:

Set up a display of books and resources at your local library highlighting the accomplishments of American women in history and directing girls to places like the White House Project, 51%, and Puma PAC.

What the figgety fuck? Now it’s okay to expose 2nd graders to J4H’s genital mutilation fantasies among other examples of high-octane crazy? I don’t think so.

Reverse prowl: on the off chance that you live near one of this handful of loons, check your local library during Women’s History Month.

If PUMAs have defaced a children’s book display, kindly direct your librarian (who will, of course, think PUMA is merely a shoe brand) to the following PUMAPAC rant:

jenniforhillary 11.08.08 at 8:49 am
I am in a economy proof business, my parents have money, and I will NOT SUFFER. We have one year of food PLUS, we have our gardens, we have our weapons, our bullets, our network. We are prepared.

That being said, I CANNOT WAIT for the suffering to begin. I hope there is starvation, I hope there is rioting, and i hope that there is massive death….

I’m sure your librarian will be aware of actual feminist sites kids can visit without listening to flaming nutbags threatening to shoot cocks off.

31 Responses

  1. It figures PUMAS would give us yet another epic fail. Try and find a municipal library that’s open even three days a week anymore.

    Then again, when you’re fucking stupid you think rape is acting a fool with cardboard.

  2. That was the main reason why I put the sentence “would you let your children associate with such hateful people?” on the flash intro to pumafail.com If you want to give them examples of puma, send them there, the intro speaks volumes as to what kind of people they are.

  3. They would have to enter a library, which would be far too terrifying for them. Them there book lerning things are bad.

  4. johnd

    Why can’t I get into pumafail.com?

  5. Ack! I submitted too many links. Anyhoo, my suggestions are that people looking for serious places to send youngsters interested in women’s history would include the American Association of University Women, the Feminist Bookstore Network, The National Women’s History Project, the National Museum of Women in the Arts, and SWAN (Supporting Women Artists Now), which celebrates SWAN Day on March 28. Google ’em!

  6. If J4H could fit into a library, wouldn’t the small kids (and fans of the 70s) keep interrupting her?

    After all – everyone remembers space hoppers.

  7. Uhuh Sean, she’s a nasty piece of work, but we don’t do personal attacks like that here, remember?
    Let’s take a page out of Obama’s campaign book and be the bigger person, I for one quite like having the moral highround, it makes it so much easier to look down my elitist nose at them and their stupidity. 😉

  8. Fair play, over at Rump, Brad Mays was attempting to defend J4H as describing it as “obviously mentally ill”.

  9. Fair play, over at the Rump, Brad Mays was attempting to defend J4H by describing it as “obviously mentally ill”.

    The words friends and enemies spring to mind.

    (PS JohnD – great site).

  10. I had to bring the site down for a bit while I received some permissions regarding intellectual property. Should be back up later hopefully.

    Thanks SeanM for the compliment!

  11. johnd

    I tried going back in for another look, but no dice. But listen – when I said that the experience of your site made me ashamed to be a human being, I meant that I had a visceral response to the site, powerful and unsettling. I almost lurched back in my chair.

    My position that jenniforhillary is a mental case isn’t one I care to dig my heels in over. I try never to be intractable. But seeing and hearing her like that really packs a wallop.

    On the other hand, Jenni is so obviously miserable that, in the end, she’ll probably just wind up disappearing without any help from you or anyone else. Finally, I couldn’t help but imagine what you might be able to do with some of the more bizarre out takes from my project. The mind boggles.

  12. John, I hope it was not the cat song. I thought it was really suitable.

    Brad if this J4H is mentally ill and it is being used by Darhag as a piggy bank then I want to re-double my efforts to break the KKK group AKA PUMA.

    (ps is HelenK really the most stupid of them all. What is with this PUMAs and Bubbas rule shit. Where do they rule? In its mind?)

  13. If a PUMA rants in the woods, is it still a rant?

    What angers them most is that no one but no one pays attention to their rants. Count the number of commenters on the Confluence, maybe 30-40 total. That’s the so-called Pumasphere. They each have their own blogs and cross post.

    Thrashing the PUMAs isn’t fair game. They are the most dimwitted lot in human history. I was Clinton supporter and flirted with the PUMAs during the summer until I realized that they were a cult of Clinton. Left me aghast. Biggest mistake of my life. They’re lunatics. Fond of quoting right wingers and attacking progressives. The Confluence’s Kimberly Haas aka riverscum gets into cat fights like you and I breathe. She responds “we’re liberals, read our credo.” She should read her blog. It isn’t so much a blog as it is a sewing circle. If you need a credo to define who you are then it’s fair to say a reasoned person can’t tell just by reading it.

    Anyway good luck in exposing PUMA stupidity and hypocrisy, not that is much of a challenge but I am sure it is loads but loads of fun.

  14. DisenfranchisedVoter, on February 26th, 2009 at 11:34 pm Said:

    This is a just a suggestion but I think that if Confluence and PUMA wants to expand their coalition, they should try and reach out to union leaders and workers who were big Clinton supporters last year and who did not come out enthusiastically for Obama. The blog can only do so much. A website that also has a meet-up feature, similar to a campaign site, might help. Understandably, that costs money that most of us do not have right now but it is just an idea for anyone who wants to see us grow even more in the years ahead.
    Reply

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    dakinikat, on February 26th, 2009 at 11:37 pm Said:

    i think eventually people will start reaching out to us, it’s looking a lot like politics as usual back there in DC

    This exemplifies their stupidity perfectly. They actually think that an organization like Accountability Now is going to reach out to them.

  15. Charles, I am perpetually tickled by Riverdummy’s hints that maybe, just maybe, if the mean ole woman-lynching meanies in the Librul Blogosphere 1.0 kiss her ass and beg her pardon, maybe, if we’re super-lucky, she’ll be gracious enough to share her massive resources and awesome track record for the common good.

  16. Kerry, they are beyond redemption. They are really lunatics. Shirley Martinez aka SM77 wrote a post three days after Obama took office demanding he resign and turn the govt over to his SoS (who wasn’t even confirmed yet). So much for upholding the Constitution and all that.

    They think that they are the guardians of liberalism. Still not sure how their worship of Sarah Palin fits in with that. Check this beauty from tonight:

    rise_Hillary, on February 26th, 2009 at 11:19 pm Said:

    Our predictions were deadly accurate where Obama was concerned
    Yes. And remember we said if he got the keys to the Whitehouse he’d be partying all the time? Yup. He’s partying with full line food buffets prepared by the Whitehouse Chefs and with the Stevie Wonder Band as the music headline, all paid for wtih taxpayer dollars. The Obamas intend on using the Whitehouse to meet every movie star that they ever wanted to meet so they say. Meanwhile, Congress picks up the slack and is leading the country. Obama is just Nancy Pelosi’s mouthpiece. He makes no decisions what-so-ever.
    Animals are being displaced by the thousands while their owners lose their homes. 677,000 have lost their jobs in February. Food banks are struggling under the weight of so many people going hungry.
    While Obama parties on the taxpayer dime, people are suffering from the depression we are in. Michelle wears expensive designer dresses and who knows where the money is coming from to pay for them. They cost hundreds of thousands each.
    Yes, the Democrats have been in control of spending since a month before the first bank collapsed on Christmas Eve, 2006. (Indy Mac) It all happened under Nancy Pelosi’s watch who was chosen as speaker by none other than the DNC in November 2006!
    I see so much suffering while Obama parties on. I could cry. I’m holding back tears because of all this and Hillary WON not Obama! It’s like we don’t have a president at all, just a front man. Nancy Pelosi is calling the shots and Obama is an imposter. Obama has no idea what is going on in the economy. He’s so out of touch. He spent nearly a million dollars hiding his birth certificate and other papers. Well it’s obvious that he is hiding the fact that he is ineligible. Why else would he spend so much to prevent being vetted? A million dollars could feed a lot of people and where did the money come from anyway? This is so corrupt and sad. Can we have Hillary as POTUS now?
    Oh, and millions upon millions of stim-use-less money that has been allotted for 3 new Portland Oregon PARKS is a shocker since Portland has the most parks of any city anywhere and doesn’t need anymore. And close to a billion has been alloted for a Portland Trolly car that will go a couple miles around the track that no one will ride…I could cry.
    Thanks for letting me blow off steam. Sniffle. You are right though. We have predicted what will occur. 😦
    😥

    Pelosi calling the shots. Each Michelle Obama dress runs over a $100,000 but my favorite is thousands of animals displaced. These people make Freepers look half way sane.

  17. More delusions of grandeur from riverbottom:

    I was perusing the NYTimes this morning, because I do happen to believe that news is what they do best, (when they’re not the tools of someone who is trying to manipulate the public), when I ran across this little tidbit: Bloggers and Unions Join Forces to Push Democrats to the Left. That’s interesting, thought I. They must be talking about us, People United Mean Action and Party Unity My Ass bloggers who tried to get the country’s attention last year after the RBC meeting.

    She really thinks that the country is going to come knock on her door and will you lead us of this age of darkness? We were wrong and only you and your PUMAs were right. That’s what they expect. They can’t let go of the RBC meeting. Their world came to an end that day. They are stuck in time. Not only that, they don’t offer anything substantive so they lash onto right wing talking points in order to attack Obama without even realizing they are spouting right wing talking points. That’s how stupid they are.

  18. A “push from the left” from the swamp monster? From the site that talks of the porkulus bill? LOL.

  19. I was Clinton supporter and flirted with the PUMAs during the summer until I realized that they were a cult of Clinton. Left me aghast. Biggest mistake of my life. They’re lunatics.

    Hey, I would have been bitter as hell if Obama had lost in the primaries, though, like you, I would have come to my senses and voted for Hillary. Back when the outcome of the primaries was still uncertain, I remember conversations with fellow Obama supporters who were wavering on that. I had two words and a number for them: Ralph Nader 2000.

    She really thinks that the country is going to come knock on her door and will you lead us of this age of darkness? We were wrong and only you and your PUMAs were right. That’s what they expect.

    Yup, completely delusional. As if anyone would take those nimrods seriously — even if Obama turns out to be a worse president than GWB. Sheesh.

  20. And this morning riverdungheap is asking why Obama’s budget doesn’t include more funding for Mass Transit:
    http://riverdaughter.wordpress.com/2009/02/27/friday-budget-under-control-great-what-about-mass-transit/

    Of course she voted for Mcain. His idea of mass transit was “drill baby drill”.

  21. It’s always a lose-lose proposition with Riverbottom and the other PUMAs – there will always be something they can pick at like an old scab, just to keep the outrage simmering.

  22. Of course she voted for Mcain. His idea of mass transit was “drill baby drill”.

    Yes, but she cried after doing it, so she’s forever beyond reproach.

    She also later got cheerily hammered on Southern Comfort (how apt, as I think I’ve observed before) with Murphy and some others from the PUMA Politburo while her minions writhed and howled in the muck as the reality of the results engulfed them.

  23. She also later got cheerily hammered on Southern Comfort (how apt, as I think I’ve observed before) with Murphy and some others from the PUMA Politburo while her minions writhed and howled in the muck as the reality of the results engulfed them.

    Southern Comfort? Dear god in heaven. I haven’t had that noxious rotgut since 9th grade. (Well, except in an extra-special eggnog recipe that calls for that among several other types of booze…)

  24. Whoops. Hambeast made a poopie in the den:

    jenniforhillary 02.27.09 at 5:36 pm

    adjunct professor- person schools hire who are shitty and don’t ever get tenure so they are cheap; worse prof. I ever had in law school were all adjunct

    An adjunct professor PUMA replies:

    Ex-DemInVA 02.27.09 at 5:52 pm

    jenniforhillary 02.27.09 at 5:36 pm
    “adjunct professor- person schools hire who are shitty and don’t ever get tenure so they are cheap; worse prof. I ever had in law school were all adjunct”

    I am an Adjunct Professor in the Psychology Department.

    Another PUMA Miss, not as asceered of Jenni as others sez:

    BillieJo 02.27.09 at 6:05 pm

    I wondered when Jenni’s chicken’s would come home to roost on this comment… 😆
    I work at a University and have to ask constantly about the ranking in Ph.D. faculty,

  25. this may be my new favourite blog.

  26. pumafail.com is back up.

  27. If they’re such liberals, so big on empowering women, why do they hate Nancy Pelosi so much?

  28. that’s easy, Cali. Pelousy supported Obambi, Oblowme, Pampers, Obamawamabingbang

  29. So tell me — where is J4H practicing “law” these days? At Mommy’s Big-Ass Texas Emporium of Dead-People’s-Crap-Direct-To-U?

    Didn’t she also claim to be friends with Aileen Wuornos? Lordy. That is one sad delusional Sack o’ Bitter Fail.

  30. And Cali, it helps if you remember that for PUMAs, “women” means “Hillary Clinton — The Only Vagina That Matters, The Sacred Vessel For The Hopes and Dreams of All Women Everywhere” (TM).

    That is, before she was kidnapped by Oblahblah and became an obvious VICTIM of Stockholm Syndrome. Then it was all about Palin.

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