PUMAs discovered feminism at some point between summer and fall of 2008. Now they’ve found out that there are poor people — in America!
ZOMG! And Obama is such a dick, he fails to wear a coat in his office as a special coded insult aimed at poor, hardworking white Americans (kinda like the special two-fingered bird he flipped at Hillary).
The revelation that there are white poor people is so disturbing to La Murphy that she’s ready to lead the mighty PUMA army in a suicide assault on…something:
I’m about ready to lose my mind. And not in a quiet, peaceful Mrs. Robinson sort of way.
Losing my mind, I seize weapons; not that there is any reason in weapons, yet to gather a battalion for war and to make a run at the citadel with comrades sets my soul on fire. Madness and rage overthrow the mind, and it occurs to me that it is splendid to die in armor.
– Vergil, The Aeneid. Book 2, Lines 348-352.
God help us all if they discover illiteracy, pet overpopulation or air pollution. They’ll take us all out in a blaze of glory, they will…
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