Photoshop Skillz

obad-dwp09-pumapac2Lest you forget who the touch-up wizard was, DancesWithPumas helpfully tags all her photoshops “dwp-09.” Because otherwise everyone would be claiming credit for all the mad photoshopping skillz going on over there. Did she come up with “OBAD” herself, or was it a group effort?

This is how I believe dwp has spent every night for the last 9 months. Arrive home from work (where she spent all day commenting on at the pac) at approximately 6pm pacific time. Feed the cats. Spend four minutes photoshopping a puma onto an image or a thought bubble on Obama, or both. Send the picture to murphy for the evenings post. Chat with the lunatics on puma pac (and the fake pumas we are sock-puppeting…) until she goes to bed. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

I’m not saying it’s a waste of time, but… I can’t really figure out how to finish this sentence.

[BTW, what did you think of OLogo’s press conference? I thought he said all the right things, and I thought his 7 minute first answer was funny. He answered the question, and then spent the next 5 minutes answering questions he was expecting that she asked. Murphy’s analysis was simply “train wreck“. It’s almost like her heart’s not in it anymore.]

2 Responses

  1. Exclusive peek into the future!

    February 3, 2011: 6 PM EST: Obama holds press conference to announce government-funded lab’s discovery of a cure for heart disease!

    February 3, 2011: 7 PM EST: PUMAPAC’s Smurphy provides the following assessment to an avid audience consisting entirely of J4H and DWP:

    “Here’s our Pig of the Day award for o’logo. Some messiah! It figures he would focus YOUR money on diseases that affect men more than women, the misogynist, woman-lynching pig. What about the people dying of cancer, huh?, HUH!?1!! O’logo threw them under the bus just like we PUMAs predicted back in aught 08, so nyah nyah nyah take that obots, and may you all die of ovarian cancer — especially the men!”

  2. February 3, 2011: 7:01 PM EST

    Murphy: Please help us reach our three year fundraising goal of $50,000! 2011 will be the Year of the Puma!

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