Shorter Stupid Murphy:
“Fellow PUMAs, we have no idea what the fuck we’re talking about. So get on those phones and scream even louder about the topic on which we don’t have a fucking clue! “
Okay, maybe it’s not a whole lot shorter, but it’s an accurate interpretation of what she actually did say:
UPDATE: 2/5/09 at 11:41 est: The Senate may vote TODAY on the Stimulus Bill. CALL your SENATORS. Put the brakes on this thing and FORCE o’logo, pelosi, and the rest of them to do this thing RIGHT. Think of it as a Citizens Strike. We dont have to have all the answers or know exactly what the correct path is. That’s THEIR job.
Got that? “We don’t have a fucking clue what to do, but you’re doing it wrong!” Jesus, what a moron. The funny thing is, the 200 or so “prowlers” will parrot the exact same line — no matter which side of the debate their senator is on! Which is as it should be. If you admit right up front you don’t know the correct path, you might as well bitch about a step in any direction, right?
You know, this blog is called “Stupid PUMAs,” and we amuse ourselves by holding a tiny fraction of PUMA retardation up for general ridicule. But I begin to think “stupid” is too mild a term for these nitwits. They are pure, unadulterated Stupid, unalloyed and distilled to its truest Stupid essence. They are the archetype of Stupid, the Platonic ideal of Stupid. Ur-Stupid. Hear the Stupid roar.
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