Evangelical PUMAs

This has got to be good for business.

I took some clients out this week, and I got these new business cards made up…they say “I’m a PUMA, ask me why” and they have our website address….THEY LOVED IT (both republicans who WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HILLARY)

I guess it’s a good thing that jenni lives in that state where 1 in 5 citizens still think Obama is a mulsim.

I would die laughing if a PUMA ever tried to recruit me with some business cards. I’m probably safe though, because what are the odds of running into any 250 people in a nation of 300 million.

6 Responses

  1. Gak. I’m now seeing Icepick Voice going “hello. Have you heard the words of the great prophet Murphy, and how Dear Hillary politically died for our sins??”

  2. Heh, Brad Mays has just told TrishfromCanada to drop dead.

  3. Heh, Brad Mays has just told TrishfromCanada to drop dead.

    That guy has the patience of a saint.

  4. Jenni apparently still hasn’t learned the difference between being laughed AT and being laughed WITH.

  5. They heard That Voice, they saw The Insane Eyes, they sensed Teh Crazy, and they said “Um, yesss. Of COURSE we loved Hillary. This sounds really great. Oh golly, look at the time. Gotta run. No, no — don’t get up. Keep your hands where we can see them — uh, we mean, we’ll find our own way out. And please don’t call us — we’ll call you.”

    Isn’t her business – ooops, Mommy’s business, since Jenni4Crazy would never get hired by someone not a blood relative — anyway, isn’t her job selling dead people’s crap for their families? Do I think, given her histrionics, that she would be incapable of increasing business in an “Arsenic and Old Lace” kind of way?

    No, sadly, I don’t.

  6. “… anyway, isn’t her job selling dead people’s crap for their families?”

    I believe so.

    When we had to clear out the old family home I can’t think of anything that would have enhanced the experience more than a surprise “lecture” on PUMA from jenniforhillary, complete with F-bombs and mimed male genital mutilation. (I do hope she just sticks to mime on that one.)

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